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tech never works for long (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 weeks ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

[–] hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

Well, you shouldn't keep a gun next to it, unless you want the printer to take ahold of it and rob you.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why On Earth would you keep a gun NEXT to it!? That's just asking for problems. That printer knows if it gets a hold of that gun, it'll look like a suicide, not a murder.