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RFK Jr ‘cut off a dead raccoon’s penis’ (www.telegraph.co.uk)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I hear at first grandpa had a bunch of "uncles" living with him then it was just a bunch of grandpas because I kept calling them all grandpa (I'm terrible with names). I didn't even hear the term polycule until like a decade after the last of them had passed and thought "oh! That was them!"