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Somehow this guy is even more deranged to me than Trump (EU perspective). How in the ever living fuck does this guy get to have any say on healthcare? How can even the most sycophantic republican see this guy bathe in shit and necrophilia/bestiality crossover some roadkill, and think "yeah, this guy gives good advice on healthy giving"???
They want us all to get sick and die so the United States fails.
Trump hates this country that always meddled in his affairs and then broke up his pedo-influence ring, leading him to kill his best friend to cover up what he knew. It’s like an opera to that old queen-in-denial, and as a narcissistic sociopath he can’t not get his revenge. “Don’t worry Jeffry, I’ll take them all down for what they made me do to you”
All the little toadies in the admin think that if they usher in the apocalypse they’ll be raptured into heaven and never have to deal with the rest of us and our needs again.
All the billionaires watched this guy cheat his way to the top and since they’ve all done it to one degree or another they think it’s a great opportunity to make more money (and for some, it has been)
RFK Jr has had half his brain eaten by a worm.
This is the ELI5 many others need. So please note that most Americans are literal hostages in this quagmire of idiocy.
Don't forget the rotting whale head he strapped to the top of his car on a family outing.
Or the dead bear he casually dropped in Central Park
of the creek of shit he decided to swim in with his kids. American health is literally up shit's creek.
He comes from a rich dynasty family in the US.
They’ll let him do anything.
Republicans value in-group loyalty more than anything else. That usually is part of conservatism.
Trump gave him the spot in exchange for the guy dropping out and giving Trump his endorsement.
hes likely brain damaged from heroin and worms(in his youth) and is use as a useful distraction to epstein files. and hes also in it.
I mean, despite all of that he's still alive. IMG guessing that was the GOP's take, anyway. Almost certainly Trump's.