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submitted 2 months ago by Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Guess it’s supper roulette time! Kid even gets to choose the can!

Why is the casserole so dry? Well the cream of mushroom soup turned out to be garbanzo beans.
Why are the nachos so soggy? The refried beans turned out to be coconut milk.
Oh boy! Spaghetti with progresso and meatballs.
And for dessert? Mmmm, baked bean upside down cake!

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah that makes the whole family suffer. I don't have to eat pineapple lasagna just because the kid acted like a brat

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Idk if I knew this was the outcome of my sibling doing this I’d be fully on board just to mess with them and teach them the lesson lol.

But everyone is different ofc

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is an excellent idea. Now, not only as a kid eating crappy food. The entire family is annoyed with the kid. This is a win-win

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s not a war crime if they’re not prisoners of war. 🤭

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And most importantly: it’s never a war crime the first time