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I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the FUCK outta my way
I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the FUCK over
Move removed, get out the way
Get out the way removed, get out the way
Move removed, get out the way
Get out the way removed, get out the way
It's ironic in this case because the dog is the speaker. We could reasonably assume that he is talking to female dogs. So "bitch" would not even be a curse word here, just the word for female dogs.
Yeah, that's the joke.