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[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This isn't funny and I'll tell you why. Have you ever been close to tragedy? Or been close to folks who have? Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse? No? Well, I've never had to knock on wood, but I know someone who has. Which makes me wonder if I could. It makes me wonder if I've never had to knock on wood, and I'm glad I haven't yet. Because I'm sure it isn't good. That's the impression that I get.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I see you like gambling on upvotes or downvotes. From me, you get an upvote!

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know, I think we'll be good friends. I say, let's have ourselves a beer.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I said, Don't you drink that bear tonight. She said, but I can't work in fast food all my life.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And because of that, she has a girlfriend now.

Seriously? Come on, Eileen!

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

She does? I heard she's a hater, a manipulator and a psycho life invader. A real beast from Hell, man.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Should have read before posting same song. Great minds wired alike

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes agreed. Don't Speak, I say. I know just what you're saying, so please stop explaining.