I know you're probably just joking on theme, but I still feel it's important to say that this "Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times" shit is quite literally conservative mythology. It's a line of reasoning made to justify the "necessity" of strongmen leaders (just one example) and, more often than not, starts a rabbit hole straight to fascism.

All that said though, yeah, I agree, fuck those guys thinking they're so fuckin bad, when really they're just losers holding us back