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I will often take two hotdogs, cut them in half longitudinally, and lay those out on two pieces sandwich bread.
Ergo...hotdog sandwich.
Yes my fat ass has done this and added cheese, making it a cheese dog sandwich
You get two hotdogs in the time it usually takes to eat one. It's called efficiency, my friend. We're visionairies.
Well im gonna really embarrass my young fatter self, when I was a kid i used to add a third slice of bread and make a double stack sandwich. Why would my parents allow this?
calories are calories and you're just happy they're eating?
Done it. Will do it again. Zero regrets.
my cool brother taught me the fattest of assery in hotdogdom and i can probably handle one of these a year. they're great tho
My Cool Brother's Baco-dogs
Ingredients and Build Order
bun
mayo
crumbled bacon
narrow all beef hot dogs (sliced lengthwise)
thick freshly grated cheddar of your preferred sharpness (hard)
dill relish
a thin squiggle of ketchup
a thicker but not overwhelming line of brown deli mustard
a dusting of celery salt (i can't remember if this was in the original recipe or i added it after experiencing a real chicago dog)
Method
you want to fry the bacon, slice the hot dog lengthwise and fry the dog in the bacon grease. fry until you've got some good browning/maillard bullshit on the cut side, but fry both sides. then build the dog in the order above, from outside to in. yes, you have stuff in between the halves of the hotdog. sometimes we toast the bun, usually not because there's enough hogfat in there already. also mayo-ing hot bread ain't the best.