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Anon discovers hygiene (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 46 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Pro tip: You can go without showers for longer if you use a bidet and strong, antibacterial deodorant.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 54 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And shave your armpits. The hair is basically a bacterial incubator. You don't need to make it razor-commercial-smooth, just run a trimmer over it occasionally.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 28 points 6 days ago

Great point! I actually do that, too. Do it in the underpants-area, too, for good measure. Using a trimmer instead of trying to cut the hair down completely makes it really quick and easy, and prevents razor burns and nicks.