this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.
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As a dork myself, I'm deeply offended to be associated with Tesla owners.
Yeah Dork isn't the right word. Imo if you are driving a cyberdruck it's straight to cunt with you.
In New York (where I grew up), it's the rarity of the insult that's meaningful, not the word used. For a New Yorker to insult someone using something other than a common vulgarity ("fucking piece of shit," "asshole," etc.) means that the insult was heartfelt. Almost no adult New Yorker says "dork" and means it; writing it on a post-it in all caps and gently tucking it underneath the base of the wiper implies that the note writer stood there and laughed at the thing and its driver before walking away.
It's one of the most vicious insults I've ever seen and I'm glad it was shared with the world.
Cunts are warm and inviting, and you can get them wet without voiding the warranty.
Yeah, I just want to play Dungeons and Dragons, not drive a Nazi car.