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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

because conservatives are fat

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

FWIW as an avid cyclist I've been yelled at numerous times by car drivers, and it's always skinny middle-aged dudes smoking cigarettes and driving well-dented vehicles. I've always wanted to be yelled at by a fat person so I can shout "enjoy your third heart attack" at them but it's never happened.

[–] shortrounddev@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah and in my area we get stories in the news about cyclists harassing people or getting into fights on the bike trails and they usually end up being some rich MAGA dude when they get arrested

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a fat cyclist.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

nice dude 😎😎👌

[–] uis@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

They conserve their fats