this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap.

which isn't totally unfeasable

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least the hot dog is still edible

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago

I'm sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human