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Sorry, not sorry. (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 88 points 11 hours ago

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[-] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 13 points 6 hours ago

I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 44 points 11 hours ago

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 40 points 10 hours ago

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 hours ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

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