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What would happen if caffeine was made illegal?
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this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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Medical errors would become the number one cause of death overnight.
It would also be a very dark night, as every IT system in the world would crash. Bringing down power grids, and infrastructure systems everywhere. I have yet to work in an IT department which wasn't staffed completely with caffeine junkies (myself included). You want your blinken lights working? Give us the caffeine and no one gets their data routed to /dev/null.