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What I learned from 3 years of running Windows 11 on “unsupported” PCs
(arstechnica.com)
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
I know you're joking around here, but you don't have to upgrade every two years. You can use an LTS release instead, or, on the opposite of the spectrum, a rolling release.
Release schedule and duration of support should always be factored into the decision of choosing a distro.