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Anon gives up dating apps
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It's true. My last 5e character was a half aquatic elf, rogue warlock. He was a pirate, so think Cervantes from Soul Calibur.
Confidently approaches lone damsel
Fun fact, my SO and I played a fair amount of Soul Caliber when we first started dating. Neither of us like Cervantes.
My friend and I played a shitload of Soul Caliber at one time. Cervantes was both our favorites. To the point where I wouldn't pick him if I was playing someone newer.