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Anon gives up dating apps
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this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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Get a part time job at Hobby Lobby or Michele's. Those places ooze dating-type single woman vibes. There were many things I needed for various projects that have only been locally available from these stores. I get a ton of looks going in there, and I'm like the most oblivious of dudes for that kind of attention.
Skip Hobby Lobby since their health care doesn't include abortions.
Or even birth control
Manager: "Why do you want to work here?"
Dude: "Trying to bang a co-worker."
Manager: "At least you're not just here for the paycheck. Welcome aboard!"
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