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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

How to turn down lunch with a fascist by Flying Squid:

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Holy crap, FlyingSquid, is this real?! You had human hands this whole time!

#Bamboozled

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

I am wearing this shirt right now. Really.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 20 hours ago

Is that the same way you turn down bananas?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

No, I'm polite about bananas. I say, "no thank you."

It is not the fault of the banana that it tastes horrible. It's just minding its own business being a fruit.

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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