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submitted 2 months ago by Al0neStar@lemmy.world to c/techtakes@awful.systems

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Bro really tried to sell his subscribers a "50$ a year" subscription to a "wallpaper" app.

Interesting points about the "app":

the app has premium and free wallpapers
the free wallpapers are only available in sd quality and if you want hd youd have to subscribe
in order to unlock the sd quality you have to watch two 30 second ads.
theres a wallpaper called "orange" thats just the color orange

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[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I use subscription services to get the best letters of the alphabet.

For example, I use WinnrWinnrChicknDinnr to get access to the letter W (upper AND lower case!) for only $69 a month!

No idea why they needed my SSN, but look I'm not some pleb that uses free letters.

[-] self@awful.systems 22 points 2 months ago

oh finally, AaaS

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 6 points 2 months ago

Elmo in shambles.

[-] 200fifty@awful.systems 7 points 2 months ago

Psh, I only use the Flushvalve Pro Vowel Pack. You can't beat them in terms of value for your money.

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