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Inspired by the very similar thread about school incidents.

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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

It used Dig! It's Super Effective!

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

What does a network engineer bring on a hiking trip in the woods? Water, snacks, extra sunscreen, a first aid kit, bug repellent, bear spray ... and a folding shovel and a piece of fiber-optic cable.

(What's the fiber for?)

Well, if you get lost in the woods or need to be rescued, you take the shovel, dig a trench, put the fiber in it, bury it ... and within an hour, someone with a backhoe will show up to tear it up. Then you can just follow the backhoe tracks back to civilization.

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