[-] poppy@lemm.ee 25 points 6 months ago

They acquired Alien Blue, but what they put out under “Reddit” was not Alien Blue in the least bit. They basically bought it to kill it. I had Alien Blue. :(

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 35 points 6 months ago

There’s a podcast called Jobsolete that covers, as the name implies, obsolete jobs! It’s inactive now but they have an ok size catalog that it’s worth going back and listening.

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 32 points 6 months ago

Knew it must be Not Just Bikes before even clicking!

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 39 points 6 months ago

”Because I had to use complex mathematics to derive your house number among all of the unnumbered houses on your street."

Wouldn’t even be able to do that in the neighborhood I grew up in. They numbered the houses in the order they were built/the lots were purchased and that wasn’t often next to each other lol. So 64, 67, 88, 90 are next to each other for instance.

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago

Additionally, I’m not flipping light switches while controlling a giant machine capable of killing people. Not sure why they compared the two.

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 36 points 7 months ago

GSRM

“Gender, Sexual and Romantic Minorities“ for those like me who didn’t know the acronym.

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 41 points 7 months ago

Took me a bit longer than I expect to find it but here it is:

http://falseknees.com/comics/132.html

“Wanna know the first thing I’m gonna do in the springti—“

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago

I literally can’t fall asleep on my back lol. I can lay there for an hour and then the minute I roll over on my side or stomach I’ll fall asleep.

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 22 points 8 months ago

Same. I’ll admit a few overall have made me nose laugh but most are just “yep, that’s a joke/statement I see online 20 times a week put to picture”. It’s not that I inherently dislike them, but they’re not my cup of tea and I preferred when I could just not see them.

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 29 points 10 months ago

I like my bidet, but I have no interest in letting my labia drip-dry so I will continue to buy toilet paper thank you.

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago

I dunno, he’s a citizen now. Feels more permanent than just a loan. Sorry think we get to keep him and play with him as we see fit.

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago

Too bad we can’t adopt the Japanese “-san” honorific, as it is gender neutral!

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