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I've been working all day and a this me a wait for
Pass me the blunt and the rolling paper
Me a go get high like a bird, high like a sky scraper
Me tell you this! Friday evening and this me a pray for
Pass me the blunt and the rolling paper!
Me a go get high like a plane, high like a sky scraper!

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 92 points 3 months ago

every accusation a confession

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Al-Qassam figher was just trying to charge his Samsung Galaxy 8

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 85 points 3 months ago

The impact of an engorged Russia would unfurl over decades, touching every corner

all politics is sexual pathology

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(cw: soft-a N word)

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 90 points 4 months ago

Or, to put it another way: socialism has powerful enemies. Those enemies don’t care how you feel about Marx or Makhno or Deleuze or communism in the abstract, they care about your feelings towards FARC, the Naxals, Cuba, North Korea, etc. They care about your position with respect to states and contenders-for-statehood, and how likely you are to try and emulate them. They are not worried about the molecular and the rhizomatic because they know that those things can be brought back into line by the application of force. It’s their monopoly on force that they are primarily concerned to protect. When you desert real socialism in favor of ideal socialism, the kind that never took up arms against anybody, you’re doing them a favor.

https://redsails.org/tankies/

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00:00 Waka Flocka Flame - Same Sh*t
01:45 Juicy J - Riley
03:00 Stevie B - I Wanna Be the One
05:00 Giusy Dej - Follow Me
07:05 Capo - When They See Us
08:45 Ant Wan - Vad Vet Dom
10:45 Kodak Black - Boomerang (Sped Up)
12:30 Loam - Medvetslös
15:15 The Attic - Release Me
17:20 Die Doraus & Die Marinas - Tulpen und Narzissen
19:00 Gucci Mane - Servin
21:50 Baby Woah - NavySeals
23:30 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em - Came Out the Water
27:00 Adrian Lux - Teenage Crime
29:50 German Engineering - Bad Boy Chiller Crew
31:45 Urban Cookie Collective - The Key, The Secret
32:00 Crystal Castles - Vanished
34:50 Swedish House Mafia - Miami 2 Ibiza
36:20 Yung Lean & Bladee - Victorious

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 88 points 4 months ago

“We are not an authoritarian nation where we silence people or squash dissent,” Biden said.

the Big Lie must be constantly repeated

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gone gone gone gone

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 93 points 9 months ago

I dont make the rules.

your class does and you are culpable as part of that class

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 87 points 10 months ago

holy shit this is a real life example of that recent joke tweet where the Israeli responds to the Indian guy's support with "no thanks don't need the help of some black guy"

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 88 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

they didn't censure MTG for blaming wildfires on jEwIsH sPaCe lAsErS, but calling for liberation? that's a paddlin

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 89 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

they take it as a given that we're supposed to want six kids to needlessly die just to satisfy our bloodlust and vengeance, truly diseased

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 85 points 1 year ago

killed two bystander motorists in other cars as well, and the police were also taking cover behind occupied vehicles

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 94 points 1 year ago

trunk

A man is in a tragic accident and awakens in the hospital. The doctor and nurse are there and after the basic checks the doctor pulls up a chair.

"I have some terrible news, sir. You were in a terrible accident and you lost your penis."

The man is shocked, and starts to weep, but the doctor continues.

"Since you were unconscious, we did put a replacement in place for you. The only problem is that all we could find in such short notice was a baby elephant trunk."

The man checks it out and is satisfied with the replacement. He's released from the hospital a few days later and returns to his life.

A few weeks later he has his first date since the accident. He's having a nice conversation with his date when he hears the distinct sound of his pants zipper slowly opening. He blushes, hoping his date didn't hear the noise.

A few moment later the end of the baby elephant trunk that is his penis snakes over the edge of the table, snuffing and tapping, searching over the table cloth. His date notices and watches, eyes wide.

Suddenly, it grabs a dinner roll from his bread plate and whips back under the table.

"Was that your penis?" his date asks, her eyes wide and her cheeks flushed.

Embarrassed, he can only nod and the color rises in his cheeks.

"That was amazing," she said, "Can it do it again?"

He shrugged, "Probably, but I don't know if my asshole can take another roll."

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 88 points 1 year ago

wasn't useless for Raytheon and Lockheed Martin

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