Something about taking prostitutes on voyages across the sea in the olden days. You'd romance her under the cannons and the bastard child would be a "son of a gun". I don't remember where I learned this so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
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Problem solved! That was easy!
Yes please and no thank you
I was fine with giving them 5 seconds of attention in exchange for a video. Then they added more and more, and moved the skip button SOMETIMES. It's straight up disrespectful.
More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it
Rechargeable batteries. They have paid for themselves many times over by now. Less guilt about throwing away dead ones, too.
Never let the car run out of gas. I was on the highway and the destination gas station was in sight. Well, even after putting more gas in from a Jerry can it wouldn't start because debris clogged the fuel filter. Getting it towed + repaired was like $1000 when I could have just stopped at a gas station earlier.
Well that looks like shit.
It's perfect.
Articulated like a true toddler