After being officially declared the world's largest hot fudge sundae, organizers invited local children to eat as much as they could before it all melted away. in c/fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bruce Bogtrotter

Lemmy is popular nowadays, yet is losing its active users in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yup. Exactly.

Sound Off: How many 10+ year redditors have left the site? in c/reddit@lemmy.world
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Joined in January, 2013 so just over 10 years. Ialmost exclusively lurked though.

All this excess of information, games, shows and everything else is ruining our boredom, which is usually what leads us to think more creatively in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

“All the X we could want” sounds like Elon Musk’s goal of the week.

If there was a city called January, and it hosted an international event (such as the Olympics or the Eurovision Song Contest), people would think it took place in the month of January. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So basically who’s on first?

You don't actually need a parachute to go skydiving... in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

<SLPT> You can know which side of the gas pump to use by looking at the side of your car in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wait, which side? The inside or the outside?

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What do a plumb and an elephant have in common? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by darthfluffy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They’re both purple, except for the elephant.

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He's Always Watching (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by darthfluffy@lemmy.world to c/dankchristianmemes@lemmy.world
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All cars are driverless cars when they're parked. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

How come cars drive on parkways but park on driveways?

If warranties are for when things break on their own, and insurance is for accidents, then we should have a separate "warranty" for heart attacks vs "insurance" for trama in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Don’t give insurance companies any ideas for something they can charge more for or exclude because you have the wrong warranty vs insurance!

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Postdiluvian Vegans (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by darthfluffy@lemmy.world to c/dankchristianmemes@lemmy.world
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joining the fediverse to bitch about reddit is the same as going on a date, and spending the whole night talking about your ex in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

Says the person talking about…Reddit.

AI generated images of the 'typical' home in all 50 states, 30 biggest US cities in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Scrolled to the bottom to find Wisconsin and it wasn’t there. Odd choice to alphabetize by city and state names mixed together. I don’t usually look in the M’s for Milwaukee to find Wisconsin.

Idle hands are the devil's work in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Iowa trying to take this literally.

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