Getting your raise denied because the bald person next to you has a higher head temp average

When my reaction time goes I switch to civ.

All that money and they couldn't be bothered to pay their IT dept.

Don't know why you're getting downvoted. I can't afford to pay for a test every time I get the sniffles either. Also, America showed me they dgaf a couple years ago, so now I just throw on the mask and go about my business.

Sabba sabba sabba sabba. Sounds like Spanish to me!

Windows updates

I bet that doesn't stop it lol

Me after 2 hours in the office

Captains log stardate 2023.8

I hate Wesley Crusher.

I impersonate Picard and trash talk Wesley all the time to my wife.

Well then, good news! It's a suppository.

This is how they pass laws in congress

If that community wants to keep those lucrative prison jobs they need to step up and get incarcerated more.