[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 week ago

America sounds more horrific every time I hear about it

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 month ago

I forgot about exercising

Never change, Lemmy

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 61 points 1 month ago

accidentally

Right.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 months ago

“My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO,” Collins posted on X. “We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and shar[ing] the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.”

Neat.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 45 points 4 months ago

And all the "Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post" comments just to rub it in.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 45 points 4 months ago

Then you sue for the HIPAA violation and can actually maybe afford a house one day, possibly.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 68 points 7 months ago

I (cis male) used to have tea parties with my dog all the time. Had a little set specifically for it. Stop forcing fun childhood activities into rigid gender groups.

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submitted 8 months ago by Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca to c/linux@lemmy.ml

I've been dailying the same Mint install since I gave up on Windows a few years ago. When I was choosing a distro, a lot of people were saying that I should start with Mint and "move on to something else" once I got comfortable with the OS.

I'm comfortable now, but I don't really see any reason to move on. What would the benefits be of jumping to something else? Mint has great documentation and an active community that has answers to any questions I've ever had, and I'm reluctant to ditch that. On the other hand, when I scroll through forums, Distro Hopping seems to be such a big part of the "Linux experience."

What am I missing?

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 66 points 9 months ago

We're big enough that troll farms think we're relevant! We did it, Lemmy!

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Also answers to Beaner, Wiener, Fart Dealer, Garbage Eater, Garbage Girl, Meatloaf, Black Forest Ham and, occasionally, Boner.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca to c/dogs@lemmy.world

Every day when I get home from work, I get down on the floor to greet our bulldog, and she sneezes directly into my face. I want to be clear that this is not the typical playful half-sneezes that some dogs do, although she does do that with other people. This is an intense, wet, genuine sneeze.

I have tried ignoring her when I get home, thinking that maybe she just needs to calm down a bit, but she will follow me around the house and start whining if I don't acknowledge her. It makes me too sad. I have to give in.

I have a pretty dirty job so I usually hop right in the shower when I get home anyway. A bit of canine spittle really isn't that big of a deal, in the grand scheme of things. I'm really just curious about whats going on. Is she allergic to me?

Thanks

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[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 64 points 11 months ago

Jailbroke iPhones for $20 a pop in highschool. Blew it all on fireworks.

Flipped broken consoles before the market got too saturated to profit. Blew it all on video games.

Currently breeding fish. Blowing it all on more fish.

I'm bad at saving money.

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submitted 11 months ago by Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca to c/hiphopheads@sopuli.xyz

I don't want to get into a whole argument about him here, so I'll just say that I'm having a harder time separating the art from the artist and am taking it as an opportunity to expand my horizons.

I love that his music feels larger than life. Genuinely interesting beats with way more creativity than 90% of the other stuff I hear. The big echoing choir vocals get me every single time. Honestly, I miss listening to him more as a producer than a rapper.

Who else can I check out that might scratch that itch?

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[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Always seemed weird to me how people get into hiking (or cycling or whatever) to push themselves and exercise, and then spend thousands on gear to make it as easy as possible.

Edit: I think I offended some hikers.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 44 points 11 months ago

The History Channel makes compelling arguments for how extra-terrestrials built the pyramids. Compelling doesn't always equal true.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 49 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Essentially, yeah. Now that the "covid vaccines are poison" stuff has died down he's back on the "modern society hates straight white men" train.

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All I need is something to trim time off the ends of a video and knock it from 1080p down to 720p.

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submitted 1 year ago by Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca to c/lotro@lemmy.ca

Looks like the bundles are priced at 8995LP, 2995LP, and 1595LP.

I do really like the Superior cosmetic outfits, but I don't know if I 9000LP-like them. What are your thoughts?

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Southwestern BC, Canada. We think he's a European mantis.

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submitted 1 year ago by Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca to c/lotro@lemmy.ca

I especially like the cape/cloak.

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submitted 1 year ago by Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I can fall asleep almost anywhere. I routinely fall asleep in the break room at work. Once, I was helping a friend fix his car, and I fell asleep on his garage floor when he went inside to get water.

But in a hot metal tube tearing through the sky, with my neck all kinked? Get out of here, man.

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