Your cat barked at me, you should really get that checked out

Detroit style is the best, fight me.

“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all”

So, are spez and his goons gonna come after you now?

Where is “social media surveillance apparatus”?

Dying for big tobacco: omg what a tragedy

Dying for big oil: omg he’s a hero

Pick your corporate servitude carefully kids

Just gonna say it, he’s basically a Nazi. Is that accurate?

That science lady’s just pretending. She’s sitting there making breakfast. I can see the glass of orange juice in front of her, and pancake batter in the red bowl. Science is a liar sometimes!

I love when they give you instructions on how to disable it. Lol, fuck you, website.

Trump and Giuliani are the high watermark tests. If they don’t spend the rest of their lives in prison cells for committing treason at the highest levels, that’s a clear cut signal that certain people can get away with anything, and that American justice has failed.

Sometimes the waiter murders innocent people because they didn’t accept the cook as the one true cook.

Order the chicken nuggets again, louder, or prepare to die

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?