Johnny_Arson

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[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 0 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

your boss hasn't tricked people into buying mud pies

This, unfortunately, is my job. I saw some presentation for one of our new products (can't say which ofc) but the presentation included how we should focus sales on x because high profile influencers like Joe Rogan were promoting it and so it's in a viral boom phase. I hate it so much, but I do genuinely like the people I work with and have good rapport with my clients, but there is certainly times where I just feel like I am selling snake oil.

I had someone asking for something to help with a certain ailment, to which I broke and had to just tell them "Sounds like your customer actually urgently needs anti-biotics and that is a life threatening affliction, we are not doctors and they need to go to urgent care yesterday".

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 1 points 39 minutes ago

If you say China is evil I just assume you're racist tbh.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

lmao Bloomberg's take on China? What kind of deeply unserious bullshit is this?

will affect consumption levels and intensify price declines.

Which is it? Are people losing their homes or are prices coming down hurting landlords and speculators?

Why would you believe anything Morgan FUCKING STANLEY and some lib think tank have to say about socialist economics.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

My vegan feast. Tofurky, field roast (kinda like tofurky) homemade cashew gravy and stuffing, garlic mashed potatoes, and roasted brussel sprouts with cranberries.

I'm soooo full holy shit.

 

Onion nails it again

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Speaking of blowback is the new season out yet?

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If the USSR had not collapsed we could've had CRUNK

sicko-wistful

Edit wait I'm dumb.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

comes out with pants down

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did I say all? No I was pretty specific.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

No because western Europe and Amerikkka are fascist as fuck. Radical would be outside the norm. But please accuse me of pedantry again.

countdown

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Fun fact I learned recently while chatting with a friend about the rabbit hole of parent companies is that most pet food brands in Amerikkka are owned by the Mars candy company.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (6 children)

So you've now moved the goal post from supporting far right parties to "radical" parties. Interesting.

 

Found this image looking for a clever pfp to go with my name. Incredible. elmofire Also the date lmao.

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