Icytrees

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] Icytrees@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

Those are very small condoms. Are we sure they're not for the pokemon?

[–] Icytrees@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No you're nice.

[–] Icytrees@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

This is how I feel about windchimes. Take them the fuck inside and put em in front of a fan if you need to hear tinkly sounds all the goddamn time.

[–] Icytrees@lemmy.today 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lawyers and judges saw a lot of dicks during covid when everyone had to learn how to video chat for court.

Everything from the accused laying in bed, in pajamas, with a bowl of cereal and a blunt, to mirrors betraying whole-moon asses, to a guy being charged with improper storage of a firearm with shotgun leaning against the wall behind him.

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