FatVegan

I think people with degrees are less likely to own a house by the age of 30, because they studied longer and have to pay off debt first. The only reason i own a house is because i found one for super cheap and renovated it myself.

The last time i watched a clip where he got "absolutely booed" there was maybe 5% boos and 95 percent were cheering with their fat little fists.

I had a lot of friends from germany and i was a little bit shocked that they didn't speak a second language. They all kinda understood english on a surface level, but not that great. Has that changed?

I'm 40 and i think i'm stronger and fitter than when i was 30. The downside is when i get hurt. I used to fall off my skateboard countless times and just got up and kept going. Two weeks ago i fell down some stairs on my ass/back and it still hurts.

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.

My family is full of semi hoarders, i'm quite the opposite, and i often really don't get them.

But then i hold two pieces of wood in my hands and contemplate for a few moments if i should keep them.

I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her "nice ass". To which she answered: "you guys are really original, you know that?"

Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.

But "dumb" animals are fine? We even torture them because we think they taste cool.

There is no way. How does that not count as blackface?

Sometimes i think salt is a little too spicy

I think most of the world's problems could be solved with a bunch of home alone style traps.

I bet you don't get a lot of things.