"Dan check out this article its titled 'Are you checking out my tits?'"

Whoops hydra heart it's got multiple hearts

I think that might be what he was alluding to

The more I think of it the more not fun that bagel sounds. I'll have mine with just the Columbian sugar please

Heh

I was there. It was real. You're not crazy, a lot of us went by a kinda honor code for downvotes. You had to say something very irrelevant for me to downvote.

It was the best of times for internet forums.

Better discussions and the gags were limited and not belched out repeat jokes. Yes there were inside jokes but it wasn't like broken arms jackdaw molly rancher every damn thread. It got too popular and with that you drew the youtube comment types all trying to get the "funniest meta joke" per thread which translates to "most likes" for people not interested in genuine discussion. Couple that with echo chambers and astroturfing and well, now we're here.

"Last name?"

"Andballs"

Well black is superior to orange so I think she's alright

Hello Bank? Yes I'd like to issue a stop payment

Thee u neth week 😫

Don't forget kids once we hit 130 were gonna start dropping like flies, going outside will be dangerous, your AC bill will be astronomical and the rich people will all be fine in their bunkers!