"LGBT" doesn't have to be a conscience or religion belief. You can just state that heterosexual marriage against your beliefs.

If the choices are "enthusiastic genocide" and "genocide with some light tut-tutting", then democracy failed.

Strange to see Zullie outside of the FromSoft space, but also, 100% accurate point.

Tapir -> Rhinoceros -> Elephant

If they're struggling, then maybe they should pick up a second job, maybe cancel some of those subscription services?

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee

We can't assume liability!

Remember when their account signup page said "It's free, and always will be"? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I'm ready for the impotent screeching of all the manlets who hate parts of speech.

Also doesn't sound like something Jesus would say

It is literally something he said, after specifically being asked about paying taxes.

It's not specific, it's just making the point that the options being given are something bad, something bad, or something good. Pretty obvious choice to anybody with half a brain.

And if you don't, then the problem has still resolved itself!

It's appropriate because that kind of shit happens irl, too. Small city with a cool local vibe becomes popular, people move to the city because it's popular, all the popular stuff gets priced out and paved over to make room for more Starbucks. Then people whine about how cool the city used to be. Gee, I wonder what happened to it?!