I Think I Am Committing Voter Fraud (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Committing voter fraud to own the libs?

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[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Number of Votes for "Third Party Candidate" = X

Number of "Third Party Candidates" with universal ballot access = 0

X / 0 = Error: Divide By Zero

Election crashes. Vote goes to the House of Representatives. Trump wins.

+1 Presidency of Donald Trump

QED

Please let me know where to pick up my check.

[-] Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 months ago

Where did this +1 his count exactly?...

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Number of times he's been president: +1

[-] Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 months ago

"Total" implies the vote count. But I'm certain you already knew that lol.

Consider telling the DNC to pull their head out of their ass instead of taking millions in bribes?

[-] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Valiant effort, but the vote still didn't add to Trump's total nerd

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Some vague hand wavey attempt at game theory

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Actually, every third party candidate is "Donald Trump," in a very literal sense. They're all characters put on by the same performer through a series of elaborate disguises. This is why they don't allow them into debates and stuff, obviously they can't be in the same room together because they're all the same person.

Here's them as Claudia de la Cruz:

And here's them as Donald Trump:

As you can plainly see, they are the same person. Look how they're both looking upwards, for example. Dead giveaway, I'll take my $1,000,000.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

It's like a Series of Unfortunate Events. Every Third Party Candidate is Trump in an increasingly bad disguise, no adults can see it, but the libs can.