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[-] vegeta@lemmy.world 91 points 7 months ago
[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

"Under his eye"

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 15 points 7 months ago

Blessed be the fruit.

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 68 points 7 months ago

If frozen embryos are children, I can claim them as dependents on my taxes, right?

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 24 points 7 months ago

I'm assuming that housing and utility expenses are being paid on their behalf, so yes. That should count.

[-] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago

You assume republicans have an ounce of consistency in their policy positions

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

They’re pretty consistent about doing whatever benefits them most. Otherwise, nah.

[-] bluemellophone@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Fun fact, the only way you can claim dependents on your taxes is with a social security number. Some people in the US are exempt from the Social Security system and don’t have a number.

So good luck getting a social security number for a frozen embryo.

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

New goal unlocked!

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago

Is masturbation going to considered mass murder? Or premeditated mass murder?

If life begins at conception, can we get some tax laws changed to reflect that?

[-] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 7 months ago

🎶🎵 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great 🎵🎶

[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

If it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers 😂

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Women are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.

[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP's initial comment.

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it's not.

[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they're super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

But then risk of a single power outage and you'll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they'll have to cum and take it.

[-] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Masturbation? No. Menstruation? Yes.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago

If we're going to keep going this route, I have daughters, and I am tired of calling my senators and representatives every week.

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

Slightly misleading. The bill was introduced about a month ago, before the Alabama SC ruling. There is no mention of IVF in the bill. That doesn’t mean it would be banned per se, but up to federal courts to interpret.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

With the logic and reasoning capabilities of the current batch of assholes, if it doesn't say it's exempt, it's not exempt.

[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

The courts are going to ban it, just as they sanctioned hair-based racial discrimination in TX despite a law protecting against that specific discrimination.

It'll be just like abortion being denied the people. Bans for thee and rights for me

[-] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Someone please reassure me that there’s no way this gets any votes in the senate.

[-] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

There’s probably a couple of nuts in the senate that would go for this, but no way in hell that a majority of republicans want anything to do with this, not to mention the democrat majority and POTUS veto power.

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago

The US Federal government STILL has no budget since October 1.

[-] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago

Don't worry, they're planning on shutting it down
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/9060749

[-] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago

The neckties these guys wear make it really easy to choke them…just throwing that little fact out there in case you happen to come across one trying to rob you of your civil or human rights.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"can't prevent conception" bill incoming soon...

Oh look Steve scalise. Every time I see scalise I realize why that guy tried to shoot him...scalise is a horrible person who hurts other people.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago

Wonder if they also want to adopt the Korean "babies are a year old at birth" thing too. Or maybe this whole thing is trash and they don't care about internal consistency

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

They don't give a fuck about consistency outside of cruelty.

Never forget that the cruelty is the point. All the backwards, hypocritical, batshit insane laws that the right pushes suddenly makes sense when you acknowledge that their only goal is to harm people.

All the "protect the children!", "...babies!", "...egg cells" "...heritage!", "...bathrooms!" etc bullshit only ever serves a single goal, which is to commit evil against groups of people they've chosen to hate.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

I don't believe that's entirely accurate. Like for enough people for it to be a problem yeah they're just cruel. I think it is more accurate though to say that power and control are the point. Some people are willing to do that by creating fear and offering 'solutions'. Imo he cruelty is a side effect of having to continually up the stakes

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
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