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People keep stealing a MILF magnet from the Vagina Museum (www.urgentmatter.press)

submitted 9 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"MILF magnet" is what they called me back in college.

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

[...] couldn't afford to keep on replacing our MILF magne

Sounds like they should buy a whole bunch and start selling them in the gift shop

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

I would buy it

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So it's a magnetic tag with "MILF" written on it, in case anyone is wondering. I know I was.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

disappointing.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

What’s his name?

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago

urgentmatter

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 4 points 9 hours ago

“MILF magnet”

It's what I like to call a certain type of constantly misbehaving boys in kindergarten:

Kid: "Stop following me around!"
Me: "Stop misbehaving and I will!"