Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 19 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) by mech@feddit.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They tried to fix the server.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

programmerhumor is in another castle

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Should have known this would happen. They love UNIX!

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 16 hours ago

Oof, that one's even worse than mine.

[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Some reports say it was a cronjob ..

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They should have used sudo

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

sudo make sandwich

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Error: No rule to make target `sandwich'.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

>:( 🥪