<div style="width: 100%">This meets the spec if the only requirement is that it's centered.<\div>
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Now make it work on IE6.
Hey. Hey hey hey HEY.
That's not fair to us.
Random Linux nerds who were bullied. BULLIED, I say. When we coded our personal sites on Netscape on Linux (which was painful enough when Netscape 4 had a hazy understanding of CSS1/2 already) and the site had some random glitches on IE from time when we couldn't ensure IE compatibility.
This "IE6" shit needs to stay buried, OK? This is "history that must never repeat" shit, OK? OK. Good.
BONUS JOKE:
There was a whole range of jokes dedicated to what happens when you shoot yourself on foot with your favourite programming language.
My favourite was this:
"You shoot yourself in the foot with JavaScript.
If using Netscape, your arm falls off.
If using MSIE, your head explodes."
After adding rounded corners.
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I am <center><div>fuck Mr beast</div></center> old
Yeah don’t give this guy any extra attention
margin-left: 276px;
Adjust number until it looks centered. Easy peasy.
Make sure to put !important at the end just to be sure.
Best viewed on Internet Explorer with 800x600 display
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"Congratulations, you won million dollars! But first, we'll, of course, have to deduct the cost of the AI credits you used in this challenge..."
they don’t have ai…
Every time I see that face I want to get violent. I want to just bash his head in with an axe handle. That fake ass fucking smile just drives me to rage and I don't know why.
The smile doesn't reach his eyes. When someone is genuinely smiling, the area around the eyes wrinkle up some (especially the outside corners). Fake smiles don't do that, not without conscious effort. It's so unsettling because it's setting off an instinctual urge of "this guy is being deceptive and is likely a threat". You can check by covering part of the face in the image: cover the mouth, and the eyes just look dead and soulless.
Because he is a insufferable douche bag
I'm not usually one to knock someone's appearance but you're right with this guy's weird friggin grin. Like it's not genuine or even appearing to be, in the slightest.
It's so cynical, cold, creepy and soulless. How did the A-B testing that drives his every single decision settle on that expression?
Hah. How about this: trap 1,000 regular web developers in a room. First one to use a proper semantic element instead of a div wins $1 million.
Good luck finding 1000 regular Web developers in this market
Or any market really, they really like their caves
And their divs.
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Holy shit those lifeless eyes give me the creeps
I stand by my description of him: "That guy in Youtube thumbnails who smiles with his teeth but not his eyes."
I just took a screenshot of the image and then cropped the bottom of his face out, there is no denying it
I don’t know what it is, but I just simply can’t believe that the guy is not deeply involved in some of the most twisted shit.
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he of course determines who is the winner beforehand, like all his other challenges.
Looks pretty centered to me ✅
Why is Mr Beast next to the picture of Claude's butthole?
Huh. All I can see is two pictures of buttholes.
Forcing people to write CSS? I thought there was an international treaty against that
It's not a difficult task at all without AI. I mean if they can use forms and sites like the og stackoverflow, w3 schools,.etc
That's a big "IF" tho. I've been teaching embedded programming classes and had to teach folks some very basic stuff like how to RTFM or how to look for stuff on the internet - people don't even use search engines anymore. 🌚
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I learned today that the "branding" for Claude is an anus.
All the AI logos are.
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I misread and and thought it said with Claude. Which would still be an interesting challenge 😅
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Fucking jumpscare
Poor guys, they'll starve before that happens
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