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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, I asked for a weak latte not a regular latte can you please remake it and fuck my wife again?

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Get da fuck outta here you're always tryna game the system, ever heard of a refractory period??

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

My wife is already sleeping with a barista so why would I need this?

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

Greater Seattle polycule?

[–] tithonis@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

Do you get coffee out of the arrangement? Know your worth!

[–] MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago

This is the Yin to the Mulholland Drive trash lady Yang

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago

But I don't like coffee sicko-wistful

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

Can I just have a night time bakery instead?

[–] tithonis@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, I'll finance your business venture. And fuck your wife. We're challenge pissing.

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tithonis@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago

Love Baltimore, love challenge pissing, simple as

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tithonis@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'll decide depending on whether you end up dry or not. Are you one to gamble?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago

I think i may be able to manage it from a sta ding position, it means I only need a 3 foot stream, its be an effort but I think I could at least get close

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 11 hours ago

Free Use Starcucks, I can see this being a JAV production.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

after watching The Curse, this emoji plus the post is even more funny. although im not sure The Curse is worth watching.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

I found new reservoirs of discomfort I never knew could be tapped into, so in that sense it was a particularly impressive work of art.