this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

"They're wise, those Oedipus guys."

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 4 points 5 hours ago

When you stay up all night: "Sunrise, motherfucker"

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 6 points 7 hours ago

SICK RHYMES, MOTHERFUCKER

Good rhymes, motherfucker.

[–] trk@aussie.zone 38 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I miss Vines. They always seemed so honest compared to current year social media.

Look at all those chickens

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

My I make you aware of DiVine? :)

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

That is still, to this day, my absolute favorite vine. It's a perfect mash of earnestness and subversion of expectations and never fails to make me giggle.

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

you forgot the "motherfucker"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 39 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

“Where did you go for lunch?”

“FIVE GUYS, MOTHERFUCKER.”

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

"We need to try to reduce overall labor budget and headcount."

"DOWNSIZE, MOTHERFUCKER."

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

"When did you wake up?"

"SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKER."

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?"

"BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER."

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?"

"SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER."

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

"I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?"

"FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER."

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?”

“DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

"What happened to Bambi's mom?"

"SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER."

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 42 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This isnt a shitpost. Its just an old meme

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

This loses a lot in translation from the original video