That references the name of my programming language I first-learned in my entire life.

TK is a journalism joke. In that field, placeholder headlines used to commonly be written in as "Headline TK" or "TKTKTK" etc. It comes from back when newspapers were typeset physically before set in lead to be sent to the printer. It is short for To Come. Many editing marks are misspelled on purpose to make them stand out from the final text. "TK" is an unusual pairing of letters, so it stands out.

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Nakari has "existed" since I was a teenager. Started off as a character I used in writing as an outlet, but slowly the name also became a handle for me. Hell, I guess an entire "presence" since it's my go-to for most sites.

Lexfortaine came around because I wanted something vaguely "proper" sounded in a D&D game, and I never actually got around to giving the character Nakari a "canon" last name. It worked well enough for an asspull, and has just been tracked on ever since. Grown to like it, actually. Feels more like a proper name.

Honestly, Halo 3

spider

Everyone gets excited whenever I board a ship

From an old clip that played on a radio station back home "Sittin' on the porch with my ol' lady, eatin' a ham-sammich"

Would be a very long comment but it's a reference Black Kettle's betrayal and murder by General Custer.

"All the things that used to be inside of me, now they're outside... But the inside of me is empty."

I was really craving pancakes with maple syrup, but I was at home without pancake mix or syrup, and everything was closed because it was 3am.

I like Gallade.

Nyan Cat, but different

It was about time.

Because it said I had to?

Or is the question, WHY did I choose THIS username?

WoW forums name. (Night Shift represent!)

At the time I hadn't tried limeade

Old internet nickname, back in the MSN Messenger days.

Been using it for so long, that I forgot how I chose it

I want to hear from @professionalhandjob!

I love thinking about the universe and I'm a guy. Not much too it. lol.

I was hungry

Mai waifu.

I combined my dog's names (Kona and Loki) but fucked it up the first time I ever used it as a username. It was supposed to be "Kolonaki" taking the first two letters of Kona and the first two of Loki then alternating in the second half of both. KoLoNaKi. But I accidentally entered "KolAnaki" and just ran with it.

I liked it so much, I made it my fursona's name since before that name was just "Raccoon."

TJA – A German reaction to the apocalypse, dawn of the gods, nuclear war, an alien attack or no bread in the house.

bears

Good music.

An inside joke

Boom, still got it

Because I had to to create an account...

It's from a book I like.

Am arcane and slimy, was descriptive.

Years ago, when I was around 13-14, I wanted a "cool" sounding username, since I was also sick of coming up with usernames for websites. I did some thinking, and came up with "Mr.Champion". Used it ever since.

It's such a majestic creature.

because of duckington city? shall we? cheers my friends