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Nobody says it anymore (startrek.website)

I've heard it explained that "hey" used to be more of an urgent way to get someone's attention, rather than a casual "hello" like it is now, so it sounded rude to some older folks.

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[-] good_bot@sh.itjust.works 70 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Teachers in 2023: “NOOO you can’t end your sentences with ‘fr fr nocap skibidi’ those aren’t even real words!”

2033:

[-] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 32 points 10 months ago

2033: "Why would you say any of that corny old shit? You sloopy old frond!"

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Seriously. The "Fr fr no cap" is closer to our generations "Swag yolo". Or the past generations "Tubular"

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is a bitchin observation.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

2035: We flippin' grunts out here or what?

[-] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago

Me n my grepies outta die sinkies by flipoin grunts

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[-] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 10 months ago

Is it a reference to this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skibidi_Toilet? Is it used as punctuation like "lol"?

[-] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 10 months ago

When I was a waiter, there was no shortage of boomers getting genuinely upset with me saying "No problem" as a reply to "thanks".

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago

I had no idea that it's considered improper. Online gaming is like

thx

np

[-] whatwhatwutyut@midwest.social 8 points 10 months ago

Thx must have been too many letters because all I see now is "ty"

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

It's a stretch for kids to write anything completely online. We call it Kid Pidgin.

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[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

As an Aussie I don't understand how people get confused by 'no worries' .

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[-] CaptFeather@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Ugggggh I went through this with my (boomer) boss for years until she finally accepted it lmao. Then it was, "WORRIES, CaptFeather! WORRIES!" as a joke every time I said it lol

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

My grandfather used to say that, but it was more of in a dad joke way rather than a 'you shouldn't say that' way.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I say it to my kids all the time.

[-] EssentialCoffee@midwest.social 25 points 10 months ago

I think someone took a dad joke too seriously.

[-] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 10 months ago

I remember my mom getting uptight over the word "sucks", as in "that sucks" or "it really sucked". Literally everyone was saying it, there was no way I could help it lol

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Core memory unlocked.

Mom used to get angry about me saying something sucks. She explained why it made her angry, and how it referenced a terrible and no-good sex act. I was about 16 at the time, and had already experienced this horrible, no good thing that nobody should do and just felt sorry for dad.

[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Tell her to sit on it. And rotate.

[-] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

Sit and swivel was phase where I grew up. Nobody says it anymore that I know of.

[-] thechadwick@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You sit and spin man!

[-] Deiv@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago
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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Hay is for horses" is such a dope saying. I loved it, horses are dope.

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Exactly. I thought it was just a silly joke to open up conversation.

In Germany we have something similar. Our word for Hey, "Hai" actually has two meanings. Obviously it means "Hey" but also "Shark"

So it was common to respond with either "Where" or the more famous "Fish"

If you went for Fish it turned into a silly game of trying to compound the word as much as possible in responses to each other. Usually going like "Hey" "Fish" "Fin" "Soup". Sharkfish fin soup

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

I fought in the hey/hay wars in my early childhood. Weost many good soldiers, but their sacrifice was not in vain.

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My old man used to say (in a sing-song voice):

Hay is for horses

Sometimes cows

Chickens would eat it

But they don't know how

[-] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

im old but you are most definitely older than i

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not once did someone say that to me in a corrective or condescending way. It was always a playful joke.

In elementary school we used to say "hay is for horses, and cows like you!".

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

We had "Hay is for horses, sometimes for cows, pigs don't eat it 'cause they don't know hows"

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[-] Cipher22@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

The calling parents "dude" wars are still raging, though.

[-] Tehmains@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I call my mom dude all the time.

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[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

I'm glad that the attitude that if you don't speak "correctly," then you are not worth engaging with is dying out.

Well, on the grammar front, anyway.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 18 points 10 months ago

I'm glad the "not worth engaging with" attitude is dying out, but I do still think it's important to push for people to communicate accurately and effectively, which includes understanding and following grammatical rules when needed.

Language and vocabulary are essential to how we think and collectively problem-solve.

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[-] Embarrassingskidmark@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

This actually happened to me at a supermarket in Chilliwack. The description is spot on. Grumpy old dude, 19 year old me.

[-] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago
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[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

The proper response to someone saying hay, is straw.

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

African or European?

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Hey! Listen!

[-] aulin@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I've heard it explained that "hey" used to be more of an urgent way to get someone's attention

Used to?! O_O

[-] droans@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Still does, but depends on the emphasis

"Hey aulin!" = Hello

"Hey!/Hey, aulin!" = Getting your attention

[-] b0gl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago
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