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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 hours ago

Merger rejected.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 31 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Men: crash out when they get ghosted

Also men:

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 35 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like the guy is in good humor about it, at least.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 8 points 13 hours ago

Didn't see the emoji. Glad he's not being salty

[–] Kushan@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 13 hours ago

Yeah I was going to say if you're going to get rejected then I'd far rather a response like this than just getting ghosted. In fact as far as rejections go, I can't think of a better way of doing it.

What do other men expect, a consolation blow job?

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

my experience is that the language is far more overtly psycho than this.

[–] Sarcasmo@piefed.social 22 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Find an HR person to begin with. Sign off that you watched the videos and stuff like this won't happen.

Be sure to watch the videos.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 13 hours ago

And you have to score 80% or better on the quizzes!

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

When two people are both trying to give bad news nicely they end up sounding similar.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

AI gf are monogamous?

[–] Saarth@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Fake niceness is nauseating.

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[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 hours ago

Either they get ghosted or they get the placid HR lady forged in the hell of emotional abuse and violence. I'm not emotionally shutting down because I was taught expressing feelings is on par with exposing my belly to the blade, you are.

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