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Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives (consequence.net)

submitted 4 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Slpt, for when you need to cross the border to/from an unfriendly country

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

News flash. Who gives a fuck about famous people's relationships. We all have our own problems to give time to, not this dumb stuff. They sure as hell don't care about us.

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