this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2025
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[–] JayFonduh@lemmy.org 3 points 10 hours ago

It was only ever the intent that was to blame.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 39 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I will forever gatekeep nazis out of punk rock and I will die on this hill

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

That's not gatekeeping a hobby, that's fighting Nazis. Now if you say only x can fight Nazis, that's gatekeeping.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Only I can fight nazis because I don’t want you to get hurt boo <3

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

hey my hobby is punching nazis i don't want boo to get hurt either :3

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

X doesn't fight Nazis, they welcome them.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 18 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

My hobby is petting my cat. Keep your grubby sausage fingers off my cat.

[–] dil@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

Such a cat person thing to say

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 16 points 21 hours ago
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Name three shitposts then, poser!

I just bought the shirt because it looked cool

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Keep the gates open mfers when AI bros start coming in through the gates

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Sir, the AI bros are stealing everything inside the gates...!?

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I am the only true warhammer fan. The rest of them are posers and/or tourists.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If you were a true fan, you'd know it's called Warhammer 40km. 🙄

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago

Unless they play Warhammer Fantasy? Wait, I don't think I'm playing Shitposting right.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Those sound a lot like fighting words, poser. You’re starting look an awful lot like Horus, there, Horus, and you wouldn’t like me when you’re Horus.

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 23 hours ago

Its only gatekeeping if its about medieval defense structures, otherweise its just sparkling assholery.

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

Gatekeep hobbies so newcomers or casual enjoyers can't enjoy it

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Genocide: Genocide: minor warfare: beat your kid

[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world -1 points 18 hours ago

Me and my nazi buddies play punk rock. Despite all my rage I still feel like a rat in cage.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Everything the West knows is "enjoyment" and the pleasures of this world, lol. So I say f that, stop focusing on hedonism and focus on personal responsibility and leaving a positive mark on this world. 👍

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

eh, i'm allowed to be hedonistic. improving my community gives me joy, so i do it. not all hedonism is solely self-centered

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

So you're saying you please yourself in public?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

i please my self wherever my fucking self is

[–] phed@lemmy.ml 8 points 23 hours ago

One thing leads to another for me. My love of nature and animals extending into trying to do good things, like picking up trash in the ocean when I paddleboard. Or saving a bumblebee's life that accidentally flew into the ocean.