Me: "Oh, I ate so much, I'm completely full"
Grandma: "There's still dessert"
Me: "Domain Expansion"
This might be a decision I will regret, but that is a future me problem
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blueberry pie for desert
They ate sand??
No, it's for sand. Learn to read /s
*diabetic grizzly bear .... with heart disease ... and poor circulation .... and bad eye sight ... and tingling in their fingers
You’re gonna die someday anyway. Might as well enjoy it while you can. And death by blueberry pie is not the worst way to go. 🤷♂️
As long as you're not being a burden for everyone around you and the already strained healthcare system.
You do you.