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A friend sent this from an accident this morning in the mountains of NC. A cybertruck must have hydroplaned off the road onto the support wire for a telephone pole. Obviously noone was hurt, but that cable is stronger than I thought.
Late to the party but,
Still love the truck, though
[DAVID ATTENBOROUGH VOICEOVER]
Much like its domesticated cousins, in the wild, the Cybertruck marks its territory by exhibiting various scent-marking behaviors, including cheek rubbing, claw marking, and spraying a concentrated mixture of pheromones and urine from a gland near its battery compartment. Here we see one such specimen crouching down on its front wheels and marking a telephone pole in an effort to ward off its natural predator, the fire truck.
Great ending.
CP2077 Release build
when you need to charge your truck, but you only have the really short cable
When this baby hits 14.88mph you're going to see some serious shit!
Cyberfucked
"So, the results of our new trebuchet tests are as follows..."
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
"@groKKK@hexbear.net what is stronger, Elons Cybertruck or a phone pole?"
"Elons Cyber Truck for sure! Elons epic engineering skills mean that the Cybertruck could take that pole like a champ!"
"Huehuehue awesome let's fucking go time to show that pole who's boss! crash"
Elons epic engineering skills mean that the Cybertruck could take that pole like a champ!
Epic roast
But why isn't it on fire?
Oh give it time
"Where we're going, we don't need roads!" -Doc Brown Note
Cyberstuck
can't park there, mate
Look how strong those cables are, love those lil guys
Get the winch.
Unreal Engine 3
also sorry to post a slightly pro cybertruck comment but is that an impressive frame at least, like shit, that looks like it's defying some sort of physics there. I imagine the occupants liquified on impact but it's just like planted in there like columbus planting a flag
it's sitting on a support wire for the telephone pole. The support cable is the real MVP here, any shitbox would look the same but this particular shitbox weighs way more than normal
oh thank you sorry I literally couldn't see it, even leaning in close it's kinda hard to see
/continuing my shitpost
but would any old shitbox not be cleaved in half as it careened into the support wire now holding it up? i think not, Elon Musk used his experience with a hundred rocket failures to engineer the cybertruck for this exact situation
I've seen pictures of cars and trucks oriented like this, hell you can sometimes find entire vehicles hanging from powerlines by one wheel. Top result from a seach: https://www.wboy.com/emergencies/pickup-left-hanging-from-power-lines-after-crash-causing-power-outage-in-upshur-county/
How is it that - as far as I know - a sequence featuring that has never appeared in a dystopia or zombie movie or tv series? I've seen a shitton of dystopia and zombie stuff.
It was a joooooke but yeah
I feel like the rigidity of frame is more likely to kill the passengers, right? Because then all the force of impact goes through them instead of into a crumple zone.
a crumple zone.
Elon looked upon many decades of research involving injuries and deaths from vehicle accidents and told everybody "I got a better solution!"
It's garbage day
Can you fly, Bobby?
Idclip
idspispopd
Ope
Ding-dong ditch.
only thinking I'm turning my chinese chauvanism (not to imply i'm chinese i'm not) up to like a 5-6 compared to american chauvanism, ignoring the cybertruck, are there any ditches in China that look this shit? 0 aesthetics, drab ass trees, honestly the only thing that impresses me is that the roads are painted (a rarity in america)