He is going to Shamwow "liberal tears" and Slapchop something (like, "DEI" regulations or "wokeness") in his ad campaigns. Future historians will point to these moments as deciding factors in securing his election.
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2025
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I hate that I can see this all in my head. The slapchop part will be first, to trigger the lib tears that need to be shamwowed
"born in Israel"
he can't.
Vibes > laws in the US
I don't think it's likely he becomes president, but the chance he does is... shall we say... nonzero.
if one of his parents was a US citizen it doesn't matter where he was born
It tracks - charisma is what you need to win political office. Doesn't matter if it's weird charisma, as long as the voters vibe with it.
Yup, it's what I call the "blankslatification" of politics, it's all about being a vessel your base can project onto you.
The failed-screenwriter-to-right-wing-nutjob pipeline is a chody one
Wokeism killed assault against sex workers.
dude looks sorta like evil matpat
That's ridiculous.
The slapchop guy, no problem. But sham wow, no way.
Looks like James McNulty
lmao, i was just coming in here to say he looks like chaotic evil cocaine NcNulty (where o.g. McNulty was chaotic good(?)/alcoholic).
Imagine being hated by Bill Mayes
Some people are too much of a loser to even make it through a republican primary.
Vince no!
Can't. Wasn't born in the USA.
Which characters from the Magic Bullet blender ad are still alive to run against him?
You should see his youtube channel these days lmao