Dogs are made out of air, water, and dog food.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Aren't we all
and grass is made of air
that's why cows fart so much - cows are made of air
So you're telling us to touch cows.
With your feet. ;)
I am made of potatoes
So that's why I like to get baked!
Grass is made of sunlight and water
So are blue whales
It's pretty amazing an animal the size of a cow can graze like it does. Life is cool.
Wait until you see how high Bison can jump
Angry upvote... -.-
"You are what you eat"
So there is one way to become younger again and achieve immortality!
::: spoiler
Joke is Cannibalism :::
I always joke with my friends with that saying
- turkey
- chicken
- dead meat
- nuts
- bananas
- a big fat pig
Yeah, carnivores basically have herbivores use the four stomachs to digest tons of low-nutrition grass for them, and then scoop all the good parts by eating the herbivores.
"A cow is a machine that turns ten pounds of grass into a pound of beef"- CGP Grey
And we might be some part cow
They are what they eat.
It's carbon all the way down.
And we eat their dead meat
We are made of dead meat
That's weird... I am made of living flesh. 😈
Not for long
Grass and soy.
I feel like there's an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn't fragmented into a trillion ingrates