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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you momma: DEFRAG THIS ROOM!!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You want to think your pile is O(1) for retrieval, but it's actually O(n).

Meanwhile, the closet actually is O(1) for retrieval, but you don't want to spend the time for the bulk insert it requires beforehand.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  • O(n) worst case
  • O(log(n)) average case
  • O(1) best case
  • O(2) median case

That last one: it's a LIFO stack. You might not immediately wear what you threw on last night, but probably would wear the thong under that

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I was going to say - unless your pile is ordered and indexed then it is not a cache and is more like random access.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

A pile is a messy stack, with access to push and pop only from the top. It is ordered (from the top down), but not indexed.

[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My pile of chairs on my clothe has a constant size. O(1) baby!

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Now if you store things in vertical stacks only accessible from above... Yeah I keep my clothes on the drying rack so I spend 0 time storing anything lol

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

Insert closet joke.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

I too am on the spectrum. Kind regards

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not using a chair to store semi dirty clothes is absurd. Wearing shorts two days in a row saves a lot of laundry.

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 1 points 1 week ago

I get the concept but this really leads to a dingy /musty smelling enclosure after a while. I’ll take some clean clothes smell even if it’s an extra wash.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago