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New Castro Bar Rikki's to Host Lesbian Pie-Eating Contest (sfist.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"It's like a straight pie-eating contest, except the pie enjoys it."

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 30 points 2 weeks ago

I honestly can't tell if this actually involves baked goods or not, but if everyone is having a great time, I guess it doesn't matter.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lesbians making pies? Lesbians eating pies? Lesbians made into pies? I'm so confused by this headline.

[–] YerLam@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Pies that are lesbian? So many questions.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are bisexual pies allowed?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

As long as they don't mind being eaten!

[–] Juice@midwest.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

Now the wokes are coming for our delicious pies

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Somehow Howard Stern's radio show and "Son of the Beach" came to my mind.